Found this wonderful bit of humor in this mornings Dallas Morning News, Sunday Reader Section.
Hundreds of Washington Post readers submitted excellent suggestions of where the WMD have gone. The DMN printed the top ten, in no particular order. This One is my favorite (yes I am one of those pun loving sick bastards).
Submitted by Lewis Roth, assistant executive director, Americans For Peace Now
"Saddam Hussein's stockpile of weapons have been ground into radioactive bird feed to raise a species of super chickens capable of scratching out simple subtraction problems in the dirt. These new chickens will be know as Capons Of math Deduction.
thank you so much to Lewis Roth, The Washington Post, and The Dallas Morning News for letting me start my day by laughing till it hurt...wish they all started that way
Posted by Angstman at July 6, 2003 11:11 PM | TrackBack