Darker Things I've Learned

scavenged from an email i got back in 99...slightly updated, edited and mutilated by me to fit my present mood:

I've learned- that you cannot make someone
love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope
they panic and give in.

I've learned- that no matter how much I
care, some people are just assholes.

I've learned- that it takes years to build
up trust, and only seconds to
destroy it.

I've learned - that you can get by on charm
for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd
better have a big dick or huge tits.

I've learned- that you shouldn't compare
yourself to others - they are more fucked up than
you think, and who elected them as the standard anyway

I've learned- that you can keep puking long
after you think you're finished. I also learned that puking
while maniacly grinning and laughing is wrong to the core.

I've learned- that we are responsible for
what we do, unless we are celebrities, politicians, students,
or morally bankrupt.

I've learned- that sometimes the people you
expect to kick you when you're down will be the
ones who do, so will the ones don't.

I've learned- that we don't have to ditch
bad friends because their dysfunction makes us
feel better about ourselves.

I've learned- that no matter how hard you
try to protect your children, they will
eventually get arrested and end up in the local
paper.

I've learned- that the people you care most
about in life are taken from you too soon. And
all the less important ones just never go away.

I've learned- that telemarketers do not undestand the words no,
solicitation, not interested, drop dead, leave me alone, or die
you gravy sucking pig.

Iv'e learned- people who do things for your best interest, don't have a clue what your best interests are.

Posted by Angstman at July 7, 2003 05:12 AM | TrackBack