well it was bound to happen soon, but i was still caught by surprise...im reading the paper this morning(remember i told you i am a reading fanatic) and there it was in black and white, the next sure sign of the coming apocalipse...what was you ask, check this out and disagree if you can...n sync's new album sold 2.4 million copies in the first seven days....now i know a lot of you out there think, so what....but really think about this....thats almost twice what backstreet boys sold in the same period last year...2.4 million copies...most of the music i and my friends like will never even come close to selling that many copies in 7 years let alone 7 days...2.4 million copies...thats probably 30 million dollars or more in revenue...you figure it out...making that kind of money will only encourage them to make more albums...worse yet another ten bands just like them are gonna spring up to try and grab their piece of the pie...we will be deluged with n sync and their imatators...as if they werent bad enough by themselves, just think, in a year there will be dozens more "bands" just like them...thrie "music" will be everywhere...it will be the new muzac...worse yet every big movie will want their music becuase it sells...they will be everywhere on tv and on every radio station...we wont be able to get away from it...now if that isnt hell on earth i dont know what is...so here is what we do....all of you need to help stoop this madness...i want you to be vigilant...watch you little brother or sister, your gay older brother, or your children....watch them carefully, and if you see them reach for that n sync, or backstreet boys or brittany spears or christina agulerra cd...or when they turn to that station on the radio or tv...MAKE THEM STOP...perform an intervention, an excorsism, send them to rehab, whatever it takes to break them of this foul habit...let them know that you understand(even though we dont), remind them you still love them...help them be strong...and of course play them some real music...show them what it should be...and maybe we can stop this thing before it is too late
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