for a wide variety of reasons these are a few quotes that i dig...some are funny, some stupid, some weird, and some just great...am including why or what i like about it, with each in parens....got your own favorite(s), then share it with me/us please
"Where ever you go. There you are."
Buckaroo Banzai
(flawless logic, in a slightly twisted obvious way...from one of my favorite movies, that no one has ever seen)
"Skeed Pills...Peed Skills...Keed Spills...Oh, Fuck It"
Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers
(a great quote from a great comic)
"I Don't Have Time To Bleed"
Jesse ventura from Predator
(perhaps the dumbest line ever uttered in a movie)
"I have made good judgements in the Past. I have made good judgements in the Future."
Dan Quayle
(so hard to pick just one)
"I'm so happy, dancing while the grim reaper cuts, cuts, cuts, but he can't get me"
Danny Elfman from No One Lives Forever
(great line from a great song)
"If you ain't for the Chargers, then you ain't for shit"
San Diego Chargers Fan T-shirt
(obviously meant to be worn by those who don't realize what it really says...and yes i saw more than one chargers fan proudly wearing this shirt)
"Can't sleep, clowns will eat me"
Unsure of this one's origin
(paranoid weirdness at its very best)
"you knew this was a dangerous job when you took it"
super chicken to his sidekick fred
(Jay Ward Rules)
"Trust me, you really don't want to know what I think" or "I don't think"
My catch all answers for questions best never asked
Fun site - I followed the link from Dog Snot Diaries.
I love to quote quotes that no one knows are quotes.
My latest is from a Bob Dylan song.
When someone states the obvious - I like to say. "I don't need a weatherman to tell me which way the wind is blowing."
Posted by: Grodon the All Knowing and Self Actualized at July 13, 2003 11:51 AMWhite girls aint the only hos who get wild- Snoop Dogg
People suck- me
Posted by: yvonne at July 13, 2003 01:28 PMtwo of my favorites from Isaac Asimov
"Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent"
Salvor Hardin in "Foundation"
"It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety."
My favorite? "Lather. Rinse. Repeat." - Any shampoo bottle.
Posted by: margi at July 13, 2003 04:47 PMrofl
Posted by: Angstman at July 13, 2003 05:18 PM