My Cat Gave Me SARS

in the course of tracking down the where SARS came from, and how it spread, scientists determined that cats and ferrets could catch and spread the disease...while they have not determined whether they can spread SARS to human, and there have been no documented cases of it cats having or spreading it in the US (at least outside a lab), somehow it will turn out they can and will do so...all part of an evil cat plot to eliminate all us dog lovers...i have seen the evil looks ourr cat gives me every time i pay attention to the dog, doubly so if i refuse him attention while doing so...i have no doubt the cat is mulling over catching SARS with the sole intent of infecting me and causing my demise in retaliation for liking the dog better...guess i better start wearing one of those medical masks from now on to protect myself...i hope it's not already too late.