Smuggling 101

amusing little piece in this morning's paper about Customs seizing 756lbs. of bologna that some man tried to smuggle in the country at the Paso Del Norte bridge...evidently this genius, had removed the rear seat of his crew cab truck, and replaced it with 81 rolls of Mexican bologna, covered it with a blanket, and figured no one would notice...he did have his kids sitting on it to help hide it all...Customs could not say how long the meat had gone without refrigeration...i'm guessing a while...as if you are going to sneak that much warm meat past the dogs without them freaking out...Officials plan to pursue civil penalties against the Juarez man...i wonder what the penalty is for smuggling bologna.