July 14, 2004

Some Kind Of Fortunes

i thought i would go ahead and share some of the fortunes i wrote for my share of the present for my dad with you all...i'm doing this because, i haven't been able to think of a real journal entry, several people suggested i do so, and i think some are pretty amusing...so here they are:

Look Before You Sneeze

You Are A Shining Light On A Sunny Day

A Wise Man Never

Always Count Your Chickens Before They Cross The Road

You Will Meet many familiar Strangers today

A Watched Pot Won't Put Itself In The Dishwasher

Better To Be Gruntled Than Lost

Hard Work Is Not Easy

Beware The Empty Shopping Cart

A Carrot in The Hand Is Worth Foresight

Watch Out For Rabid Hamsters

Find A Penny Pick It Up Unless It Is Stuck To Used Gum

Nothing Good Ever Comes From Lime Green Walls

You Always Seek the Origami Side Of Things

62.3594

One Good Yawn Preserves Your Brother

You Will Succeed If You

Never Let Life

True Happiness Is Found Just Out Of Reach

Find Serenity In A Blue Jeep

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Comments

"You will meet many familiar strangers today" Heh. Sounds like the Internet, alright..

Posted by: Funkalicious at July 14, 2004 11:09 PM

heh...they don't get much stranger than the ones you meet on the net...hehehe

Posted by: Angstman at July 14, 2004 11:28 PM