read in the paper this morning, about a new phenominon spawned from mobile text messaging, and newer phone's ability to import varios files...seems that people are creating networks dedicated to providing a base of like minded people that they can turn to when in need of support to privide a lie or alibi to their employer, s/o, or spouse...i guess there has never been any shortage of people willing to help someone else cheat, or lie...how sad...sad that it is so accepted, and sad that technology is just making it easier...this made me think that once again the right wing spends their time and effort in the wrong place to fix a problem...i fully agree with them that there is a problem with the institution of marriage in this country...of that there is no doubt...however the problem is things like these networks of liars, and not gay marriage...wish they would put some effort into teaching honesty, rather than propagating intolerance.
thanks to the media, a rountine event has become the latest cause celebrite, and a huge source of embarrassment...last week Highland Park police arrested a 97 year old woman, after a traffic stop...they stopped her for driving with expired inspection, and registration stickers on her vehicle...running her license and registration through the system, which is standard procedure, showed that she had an outstanding warrant for an earlier ticket for expired registration, which she had not paid, or appeared on...the officer did exactly what he was supposed to do, arrested her, and took her to jail...this scene plays out hundreds, if not thousands of times a day...the only difference here, is that the arrestee was a little old lady...so of course the media jumps in with both feet, decrying the police, and admonishing the arresting officer, and the department...references to Barney Fife are eveywhere....what a crock of shit....she broke the law...if you don't pay your tickets, they go to warrant, and then if you get pulled over, you go to jail...that's the way it works...where was all the media outcry the hundreds of thousands of other times someone was taken in on a traffic warrant...i guess it is only newsworthy if you are an old white lady in living in an upper middle class neighborhood...if you are anyone else it is perfectly all right for the police to do their job...i so rarely find myself in agreement with the police, that it is always a shock to me when i find myself sticking up for them...this is certainly one of those rare occasions...let me be one of the few to say out loud to both the arresting officer, and the Highland Park police department, that you did nothing wrong...hear that, nothing wrong...good job for doing your job, following your procedure, and refusing to let her slide, because she is 97...she probably shouldn't be driving in the first place...to the media, i say, go find some real news to report...quit with the Barney Fife jokes, and let this entire incident fade back into the obscurity it never should have left.
i was slapped in the face with an appaling trend of behaviour again today, and decided to vent on it to you all...while mowing the strip between the road, and our fences, i was struck by the vast amount of trash that has accumulated there, i assume thrown by passing moterists...for those not hip to this, i live in the country...this strip, is actually about 50 feet in depth, and almost 1/2 mile in length....this is not county land, it is our land...we paid for it, must maintain it, and care how it looks...it is not a fucking trash can, public dump or parking lot...yet many people seem to think it is all three or at least one of the above...i'm pretty sure it isn't locals doing this, as they know better, having similar strips of land...i'm pretty sure it is those driving through, or passing by on their way to town, or to visit trade days...who ever you are, fucking quit doing this...mowing is bad enough, with out having to stop, and remove trash that can not be mowed, like tires, bottles, cans, and more other things than can be listed here...i also want those of you who think it is ok to pull over onto my grass for whatever reason, leaving trenches, which are hard on the mower to quit...it is just simple courtesy to respect my property...i respect yours, or at least so far...i'm thinking that if this doesn't stop, that i will watch for the guilty shitheads, follow them home to see where they live, and then go back collect all the trash, and dump it on your fucking lawn...see how you like it...i'd rather not resort to this,but my patience is wearing thing...so please quit before this gets ugly.
i hope all amoral, greedy, shit eating spammers die slowly of some painful disease...ip ban list is now up to 31, and it seems like i'm adding at least a couple of new addresses every week now....you people who think that it is ok to waste my time, and worse yet benefit off of my work are the lowest of the low...where did you learn that this sort of behavior is acceptable...were you raised this way, or have you just discarded your manners in search of a quick buck...either way, why don't you go find someone else to annoy.
say it ain't so....an employee of Disney World in a Tigger costume was arrested Friday on charges of groping a 13 year old girl and her mother while posing for pictures with them...Michael Chartrand, 36, was charged with lewd and lascivious molestation of a child, and simple battery, and was jailed on $2,500 bail....Disney has suspended him with out pay.
this is so sad and wrong no matter how it turns out...if he is guilty, then one more childhood icon has been dispoiled by some slime...if he turns out to be innocent, then same icon has become victimized by greed...either way it is sad, sad, sad...i mourn the passing of one more bit of innocence.
police cut short Jessica Simpson's autograph session at a Boston area WalMart, claiming the crowd posed a threat to public safety...the store had been expecting 500-100 people, but over 5000 showed up causing massive traffic jams, and causing a nearby highway to be temporarily closed....three fans were found hiding in the crafts department by store employees who had closed the store to prepare for the event...three teens were arrested for disorderly conduct, and one teen girl was arrested for assault & battery after scratching a cop's face.
ahhh, to be young and stupid again...NOT
well the verdict came back guilty for the twin scumbags that beat a child with a tree branch for goofing off during their church's summer program...Joshua and Caleb Thompson now fac3e a sentance ranging from probation to life...the jusry is deliberating their fate, and hopefully will do the right thing and send them away for a long long time...of course their slimeball lawyer thinks that they are "ideal" candidates for probation...why...just because one is a pastor and neither has been caught doing wrong till now...fuck that...they still don't really get the fact they did wrong, very wrong beating an 11 year old boy...they still try and deny that they beat him visciously, or had hit him so many times...i suppose it is easy to trivialize, or lessen what was done when you weren't the recipient of the beating, though i guess they will be once in prison...while not a big fan of prosecutors in general, i am one now of Beth Payan for telling it straight...she called the twins cowards, and bullies, and said that the beating was a cold, calculated, violent act...about as true as it gets...i hope this jury sees that too.
reading this state of bean dot org: Twisted fucks. spurred me to go check my stat logs to see what sick shit had been used in search string results finding my blog...there were quite a few of them, though many are repeated month after month...my conclusion is that there are a whole lot of sick bastards out there...way too many sick pedophile scum for sure...here is the mostly complete list:
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every one of you who submitted one of these strings to a search engine is a sick fuck.
it was inevitable that something like this was bound to happen...a mob of shoppers rushing to buy DVD players on sale at a Walmart in Orange City, Florida trampled the first woman in line and knocked her unconscious as they scrambled for the shelves...the woman's sister said "She got pushed down, and they walked over her like a herd of elephants"...paramedics called to the store found the woman unconscious laying on top of a DVD player, surrounded by shoppers seemingly oblivious to her.
what a sorry, sorry story this is...i never realised that a bargain, no matter how good of a bargain was worth being seriously injured over...ok, it isn't, and never will be in my book....where did these people grow up anyway...my parents tought me not to do things like that....why didn't a single one of these shoopers rend the poor woman asistance...worse yet, why when the paramedics showed up didn't they at least act aware of what happened...i guess a bargain is more important than morals in Florida these days...wonder if she got to keep the DVD player she risked life and limb for...do you suppose Walmart just gave it to her as compensation...where were the store employess during all this...though i can't imagine any sane person would have tried to stop the stampede...at least not for minimum wage...one thing for sure, is that i now have a new way i fear death....fire, drowning, and now being trampled by a herd of shoppers.
well it's time for my occasional diatribe about spam, spammers, and the morons who support them...once again i am being innundated with endless emails extolling me on the virtues of buying super viagra, and other prescriptions on-line...which pales in comparison to the barrage of ads for penis enlargement something or other...i keep rewriting my filter rules, but am unable to keep up with the intentional mispells, etc they now use to beat filtering...once again this is pissing me off somewhat...i really have better things to do with my time...i do wonder who the sub-humans are that actually buy this stuff, because of the spam....i suppose they are the same people who still keep falling for the same old email con games that never seem to die either...are there really that many completely brainless people...how many times do people have to be told "If it appears to good to be true, than it probably is"...maybe they think we are really saying throw your money away now....this brings me to the whole industry that altering yourself to fit some arbitrary and unrealistic ideal physical image...while there is some minescule percentage of adult men in true need of penis enlargement, the majority of us are average, after all that is why it is an average...thanks to penthouse letters, the porn industry, and such, all too many men are convinced that their sex life will change if they can become bigger...newsflash losers, if your sex life sucks now, or you suck in bed it has nothing to with the size of your dick, and making your dick bigger will only make things worse...after all bottoming out hurts both people most of the time...try investing half the time you wasted on pursuing enlargement on learning some technique, or better yet paying actual attention to the person you are in bed with...just please wasting so much time and money on every new gimick, so the rest of us won't keep paying too.
adding insult to injury regarding this www [dot] margilowry [dot] com: You can't make this stuff up and this Angst du Jour: The Clueless Leading the Band, some defective had the gall to write a letter to the editor in the Dallas Morning News blaming the fans at Hillcrest High for taking offense where none was given over the incident...it was purely a lack of appreciation of art on their part, and unjustified to be steamed over the complete thoughtlessness of the band's saluting Nazi Germany on a Jewish holiday...if the band was saluting all participants of WWII, where were the parts for Japan, Russia, and all the other countries not included.
in what may be one of the more ironic news bits of the years, it seems that Rush Limbaugh is under investigation for using and purchasing drugs...not just a little amount either, but thousands of prescription painkillers and others bought illegally...while we can not condemn him yet, as in our society a person, no matter how unsavory, is innocent till proven guilty...however, if he turns out to be guilty, he would be joining the ranks of several other notable recent hypocrites cut down by their own hubris and guilty of the worst type of do as i say not as i do behavior....will he be innocent, or does he join such noteworthy fellows such as Jim Baker, Newt Gingrich, and the like...we can only wait and see how this unfolds...if guilty, i hope he is treated as he has professed so loudly and long that all drug addicts should be dealt with.
seems like a lot of people in the dfw area hate one or more comics in the paper enough to write letters to the editor bitching...at least one letter every weeks, three last week...don't people have better things to get wound up about....if you don't like a comic, then don't read it for christs sake...i realize that we all have differing senses of humor, but sheesh...lighten up people....it's always the same strips too...the boondocks seems to be the most hated, followed closely by la cucaracha, and pearls before swine...i don't find every day's strips funny, but the ones that are more than make up for the slack days...i would hate to think that a few humorless people might deprive the rest of us a good laugh...thursday and friday's pearls were funny as hell...friday's, while an old joke, was beautifully executed...i laughed till it hurt...and thursday's had such a lovely PUNch line.
a couple of quick clarifications before getting into it...first, i'm a smoker...second, while i don't subscribe to any organized religion, i respect everyone's right to follow their(or Jim Jones' for that matter) beliefs, i will not mock or deride unless forced into it...so, that said let's procede
What is it with non-smokers and religious fanatics...why lump them together you say...well, because both groups seem to be not just certain of the rightness of their cause, but so completely intent on spreading the faith that they trample anything, and everything in sight to do so...the worst (to me), being basic rules of common courtesy, assuming any disagreement is a sign of mental incapacity, and treating us like we are mannerless children...the word no seems to have no meaning at all, they ask if you want to hear the list of reason you will die, or go straight to hell...they will spout out their entire litany, despite pleas, vacant stares, interruption or flight...run and they follow like a twisted shadow...shutting the door only makes them increase volume, or knock loudly until your will is overwhelmed and you open it again....and they will back every assertion with "facts" which could at best truly be called theory, and in some cases wishful thinking of some demented sort
some specific occurances which piss me off to no end:
religious fanatics have at various times in my life done the following; while living in san diego, had this group of 7th day adventists that came door to door through my neighborhood 4 days a week...group composed of little(and not so little) old black ladies and their(i assume) grandchildren...refuse to stop knocking until door opened (always arrived at daybreak), and then would not leave until you accepted literature and promised to consider their words....tried closing/slamming door, and found feet, umbrella, or other impediment blocking closure with amazing spped and dexterity for women in their 60s and older...nerves frayed after this has now continued into a third week, i think, i will scare them off...next morning answer the door wearing long black robe, candles burning everywhere, and tell them i am busy preparing for black mass and actually get the door shut....big mistake, as they now convene en mass in my front yard and start praying loudly for my soul alternated with loudly(and poorly) sung gospel...i am forced to flee over the back fence, through neighbors yard, and slink a mile to nearest phone, call a friend and sleep on his couch for the next two days, until they give up...two days later they are back...in a stroke of genius fed by desparation i answer the door stark naked, screams of horror, dogea swipe of umbrella, shut door, peace at last...yes, i am surely going to hell, or would if i believed in it...i knew this years before because while enjoying the dubious pleasure of 45 days of correctional custody (kind of a cross between prison and boot camp the navy uses to fuck with people), i become the unwilling focus of the local incarnation of the spanish inquisition, after foolishly asking for something other than a bible to read...foot in mouth, i stuff the other in also by offhandedly comment (retorting to the remark that fiction is written by the devil to lead the unwary astray) that maybe the devil wrote the bible to lead the faithful to damnation...after witnessing for the first time a person turn purple in fury and seeing his veins pop to amazing hight and clarity, he screams nonstop that i am the antichrist(flattering, no) accompanied by much saliva, rendering me speechless in sunned amazement...which he misinterprets as???so he hits me a few times...i, of course feel obligated to push both legs further down my throat, and mutter how this a perfect example of the typical method used through history in spreading the faith...if you can't reason, why just beat it into them...then procede to point out that i (having no real options anyway) will act as a true christian and turn the other cheek, i do so, ensuring myslf daily beatings for the next 37 days until released.
now while i have to admit that no antismoking nazis have exactly matched either of those, they have: forced me to subject myself to stand in the far extremes of weather providing not shelter, and then have the nerve to deny any complicity in the inevitable bouts of illness caused by exposure...left reams of unsoliceted and unwelcome literature outlining my certain doom via a slew of nasty diseases...badgered me(for my own good) with predictions of my certain death by cancer...i attempted to debate this, was quoted "fact' back by research, my refutal based on atempting to explain that the data was flawed scientifically, due to the inability of true controlled studies meeting the absolute defined criterea of scientific method feel on deaf ears...i get annoyed, ask if this certainty of my death is due to their inbenting a time machine while puttering in the garage, traveling to the future and visting the hospital where i was lying on my cancerous deathbed...they were insulted and condemned me to my doom, as thankfully left me in peace...have had more of these individuals invite me to their home or offered me a lift, then lectured me that i can not smoke in their house, or car....now this chaps my ass big time...i was raised properly, and have manners...it would never occur to me to light up in another person's house or car, unless given carte blanche in advance, or asking first, and if i know you don't smoke, i would assume that i should not smoke in your house/car and wait till i leave or step outside...even if you do smoke, i will always ask first, it is the polite thing to do
so, maybe these two groups are not exactly the same, but they share so many patterns of behavior they belong together in my lsit of those in serious need of, a clue, a swift kick, or at least need to read miss manners
damn i hate fucking spammers, and their complete disregard for the hassles their rampant greed causes the rest of us...forcing us to abandon, or render completely useless mail accounts (i had to stop using my hotmail and yahoo accounts), when their built in filters can not be fine tuned easily...or waste hours in tuning filters to eliminate the deluge of shit, while still being able to receive wanted mail from new people and/or commercial senders...my isp, and i live in a rural area so these guys maybe have a couple hundred customers, was forced by them into installing a server filter, which forces me to log into it via web page every day or so, to fish the one or two emails i want from the hundreds i don't, or at least until i am confident that my whitelist is complete, which may take years...fuck, fuck, fuck...it really pisses me off that i am suffering this shit, especially since i am able to build useful rulesets to filter mail, in fact have a very nice set i run in outlook which has been 99 percent effective in sending unwanted crap to the trash bin, and sorts incoming mail from 20 odd accounts and then sneds it to the correct incoming folder...it wasn't really hard to do, just time consuming...i will never understand why so few people are willing to spend any time in learning to use their computers...i foolishly did software support for a while a few years back, and was appalled by the refusal to make any effort to learn....there is nothing wrong with ignorance, we all started out knowing nothing, but being unwilling to at least try and learn is just plain dumb...i may not be able to code, write software and such, but i put enough time and effort into trying to learn it to realize my brain doesn't want to work that particular way...and while i can't do it, i grasp the concepts well enough to appreciate those who can, and not be frustrated due to unrealistic expectations.
learning is good, it expands your horizons...there is no useless knowledge, and you are never too old to learn new tricks
so the jury took less than an hour to decide chante mallard guilty of murder...nice to see the justice system work once in a while...too bad they won't give her death...fucking bitch deserves to die...she still blames everyone and everything but herself...she says she is sorry and deserves to go to jail, but "i was high", "it was the drugs"...fuck you, you self centered waste of breath...it was not the drugs, it was you....you drive the car, you ran him down, and then you left him to die...as if that wasn't bad enough, you and your asshole friends tossed him away like a piece of trash...take responsibility for your actions and quit blaming others for what you cold heartedly did...and thank you so much for giving more ammo to the anti-drug assholes in the process...no we have to put up with ecstacy causes weak minded bitches to kill jaywalkers...ugh